This week's recap features a wide variety of news - from a TV spot, self-mutilation, pastries, and even sandwich bags trying to pass off as DSi accessories. While it's not the most gaming-dense rundown we've had, it certainly makes up for it with some amusement. Read on for the Nintendo Weekend Warrior.

For today's edition of our WTF?! item of the day... Well, we really don't have such a feature, but if more items like this pop-up, we probably would! Anyway... Since summer is the time to hit the beach and whatnot, gamers may still want to play their favorite video games, even at the pool or at the beach. The solution? The new Waterproof DSi Bag from Aquatalk! Featuring all the technology of a Ziplock bag, this ingenious invention allows you to play your favorite games on your DSi without worrying about getting your handheld wet!