Maybe I should have gone: 'You have made some of the best games- hell, the best pieces of entertainment EVER but since MARIO 64, I have not loved anything you have done? I have respected all you have brought to the industry and world, especially in the last POST-Mario 64 years but for me personally, none of it floated my boat? But still dude, thanks so so so much for pretty much creating the modern incarnating of this industry?"

And then he would have just looked at me and said: 'You are fat. Use Wii Fit for 2 months and call me back. Bye fatso'

As you would've guessed, it didn't go exactly as planned. Jaffe was still happy that he got a picture with him, which you can see above. What they talked about, we wouldn't know. When the man behind the most brutal titles meets the man known worldwide to make family games, we can't even imagine what would happen.